St Nicholas
The Patron Saint of Prostitutes and Whores

Do what tou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - AL 1:40

I love facts regarding Christmas and here is one that I thought I might share with you all.  First, did you know that St. Nicholas (yes, of Christmas fame) is an actual Patron Saint?  If you don’t know what that means let me explain.  There are hundreds of types of patron saints but basically this is a person who is regarded as the advocate in heaven for a nation, a place, a profession, a particular activity, or a person, etc & etc. You can pray to a specific Patron Saint for them to ask God on your behalf for help in your affairs on Earth. In some ways he or she is simply a go-between.  So, who is St. Nicholas the patron saint of ? ... Here it comes, St. Nick, or good old ‘Santa Claus’ is the Patron Saint of prostitutes and whores.  Yes, it’s true.  You can Google search it and you’ll discover that I’m not lying. ... and now you know why Santa knows who has been naughty and nice; anyway, legend has it that the real life Saint Nicholas became aware of a desperately poor parishioner who had three daughters whom he could no longer take care of, nor did he have dowry to offer for their marriages and so the father planned to sell them into prostitution in order to provide some sort of means of support for the rest of the family. To save the girls from a life of whoredom Saint Nicholas secretly supplied three bags of gold to the man's home which allowed the three daughters to have sufficient means to find a husband.  ... and so folks, now you also know the origins of Santa’s cry of the three sacred words – “Ho Ho Ho” ... which also proves that Santa was the inventor of ghetto talk.

Before opening those Christmas presents be sure to eat a healthy breakfast.
Santa's favorite breakfast is a bowl Prostituties. They don’t snap, crackle and pop.
But they sure know how to bang in the bottom of the bowl!

Love is the law, love under will - AL I:57

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