ALEISTER CROWLEY'S
1947 DIARIES

INTRODUCTION

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

         The following is taken from an original typed diary which was found in a metal box which some believe once belonged to The Great Beast himself, Aleister Crowley. It is unfortunate that the first five months were removed and torn out of the note book but at least the remainder survived. This appears to be Crowley's real 1947 Diaries and handwriting analysis has proved such to be the case. It is important to note that the typed diaries at the Warburg Institute dated 1947 are obviously 'excerpts' from this original diary.
         The great value to historians, regarding these diaries, is the implication that Aleister Crowley did not die on December 1st 1947 but may actually have faked his own death.

         Love is the law, love under will.
                                                                                                   EDITOR



THE DIARIES

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.


Wed.May 14 G.B.G.

Sat.May 17 young Aleister & Pat left, alas! 3.4514.11 lbs from Saturnus. 2.2.0.lbs from Mrs Hayes, 4.30 Chess.

Sun.May 25 Lam flew in.

Mon.May 26

Tue.May 17 Gardner here

Wed 28 Mullinger left

Thur.May 29

Sat.May 31 Asthma, sick all day. Stayed in bed.


JUNE


Sun. 1 Bernard O Neill dead at 81. Lam flew in, dinner of curry with applesauce. His favorite.

Mon. 2 Hsiao Khu-9. Talk with young Bunting, friend of Louis. Making appropriate arrangements for long trip. 7.00 chess.

Wed. 11

Fri. 13 53lbs .2.11 from Dennes

Mon. 16 Hsiao Kwo-28. Louis 5.42 Hastings

Tues. 17

Thur.19 Wrote out my Last Will & Testament. Stage One complete. Sent McMurtry letter
to tell him to keep in touch. 

Fri.20 Must confide in a few. Grant? Wilkinson? Symonds ... no.

Sat.21  Ta Kwang-34. Solstice. 11.00 Saw Grant. Decided to talk to him, he now knows
the whole truth, told him everything, although I told him not to take everything so seriously. 5.30 I question now. When talking to Grant earlier about not taking me seriously, his reply, "The Dog Star?"  I didn't feel like pursuing what he meant. Now I wonder - does the kid think I'm going to Sirius! What a Fool! 'Is a god to live in the dog?' No! It's an awful place, the party animal Uranians don't even go there! The Sirians are such a bore.

Sun.22  Sick all day, slept till noon.

Mon.23  Thung Zan-13 Note, a bit confused. I'll go. Saw John for lunch. Chess. Lam at 4.00pm. His disguise, a top hat!  8.00 Left with Lam heading east ...

Tues.24  Khien.1. Lam-basting over American west coast, Mt.Rainer. Was spotted by small plane, listened to its radio messages. The guy was really scared, tried to describe us but couldn't when tower requested further info. He called us a flying bedpan!!! He said, 'looks like bedpans skipping over the surface of water, flying bedpans!' (1) Lam & I had a good laugh.

Wed.25  Lam nearly collides our ship with another. Fell asleep at wheel. I hate those Nazis! Don't they know the war is over?  It's dangerous flying over the North Pole! 4.00 Chess. 6.30 dinner in Paris, Lam disguised as a lady of the evening. Looks cute. Bright red is his color, blond wig. Richard David Ellman here. Long talk re G.D., smash Mathers, Yeats &c. Richard 'likes' Lam?

Thur.26  5.00 Ellman left. Back to Netherwood. I think the landlady saw us land, otherwise she screams for nothing. Chit from Lamar Jimmerson, a fellow Gnomon from Gary, Indiana  re: Codex Pappus & spiral. I will send him my treatise on the Masters of Atlantis, Liber LI, The Lost Continent.

Fri.27 James Laver here 10.25 Vict. 12.33 Delightful talk - & one hell of a storm. Chit from Mr.Austin Popper: fool, too many P.S (Perfect Strangers) ape men allowed amongst Gnomons.

Mon.28  Kieh-40. Told landlady not to disturb me all day. 7.45 Lam & I off to Montauk. He wants to show me the 'special' time door ... we'll be using later. 4.00 chess, later talk on banishing. We passed over the USS Charger, I pointed out to Lam that it's the same ship Parsons and VK did the time portal experiments on. (2)  7.50 more chess, slept, later chess again. Lam cheats, reads my mind and always knows my next move!  

Tue.29  Ki zi-63. 7.30 Montauk is a real bummer, rain, rain, rain. Very cold. I got to see the mounds or radiation neutralizers, so Lam says. 12.00 P.Town for swimming, nice lunch. 4.00 Back to London. Lam & I hit the town. He picked up this old, toothless, bald headed prostitute. I guess it was love at first sight.

Wed.30  Sick, hung over. Lam is no fun with a hang over. Moody.


JULY


Fri.2  Read Lam my latest limerick: 

         There once was this Lam from Mars
         Who wore raincoats, naked and moaned!
               He smiled when he thought of it,
               bugged eyed and tiny lips,
         Saying "I learned this from my old friend Jones!"

                                                                     - he hates it ... good!

Sat.3 .30 Home, dog tired. 7.50 Brian over for lunch. Chess. 8.50 old friend Louis stopped by. We talked about faking ones own death. Is it possible? Sun.4  Yu-16. Chit from Grant about Sirius! Oh no! ... Had a nice lunch, afterwards a chit from Gerald. Offers large sum of money if I write some witchcraft rituals for him! Then he's going to claim witchcraft is really, really old and that it goes back in English history for centuries and that his rites are authentic! How stupid. Doesn't he know that I have my morals - I won't stoop that low! 1.00 Chess & lunch. Chit from John. 4.30 wrote G.letter, saying ok, I'll do it.

Wed.7  Chit from Louis & Jimmerson, re:Popper. 1.00 Chess and lunch. Not feeling well.

Thur.8

Fri.9 Heard from Lam, drunk again; he collided with another ship over Roswell, New Mexico a few days ago. It crashed, all presumed dead. Lam thought it was really funny, no remorse. Made jokes because he thought they were Nazis but it turned out they're from Regulus, who are obvious egotist because they have greater swollen heads than his! I'm told it's a racial thing. 8.35 Dinner & late night Chess with Michael.

Sat.10 Li-30. Saw Louis, dined at his favorite restaurant for lunch. Frieda also there. Chess. 12.00 Lam back, everything is 'arranged' for my future. 2.30 Lam & I discussed going to Paris. He's still got this bug up his ass about the limerick. Yes! I'll write another one. 4.00 Chit from Gardner. Asked me to keep quiet about rituals.

Sun.11 Spicy Curry with hot applesauce, raisins and pecans. Topped with tiny 6" strips of beef lightly salted. Add three teaspoons of black pepper, a little pinch of oregano & yellow mustard ... Lam's favorite dish. 7.50 Lam sick.

Wed.14 Wei Zi-64. Paris. Twins, Mabel and Carol, hot blondes, both with broken noses. All night at their place, Lam & I. Sex very good ... Mabel likes to smear whipped cream on Lam's head and then she sits on it. Quite a sight. It drives him wild.   

Thur.15 Lam brings Boug, another bubble headed Martian through time warp door, really cute, female. 4.00 Chess. Lam cheats.

Fri.16 7.45 Dinner at Cafe Royal. Saw Wilkinson, later Grant who wanted to talk 'serious' which turned out to be 'Sirius'! Tried to straighten him out but I believe he'll always take magic for 'granted', no pun intended. 8.00pm Chess. Grant over again, met Lam. Told Lam he looks 'Scottish', Lam without moving his lips, telepathically told him, "No, Northern France."  I think Grant believed him. 

Sat.17 sick.

Fri.23  1.45 Chess, Stella; to lunch. Saw Gardner, gave him the 'ancient' newly written rituals for the gullible. We both had a good laugh. 5.00 Chit from Stella. Thung Za.13.

Tues.26 Saw Stella, she's visiting London from Brussels. Clamado with her. He's now 17, naturally bald, bushy eyebrows. He still thinks I'm his father ... damn Stella, hasn't she told him about the milkman Michael Phillip Rae yet? 

Fri.29 Ura wang 65. Clamado, gave him a fake book, drawn with crayons & made up the name of 'Book of Desolation' to sound spooky. Told him it's the real thing. He's so stupid. 4.10 Stella drunk in corner. Lam stopped by, dressed in drag; Clamado & he went out on the town for drinks. 


AUGUST


Mon.Aug.1 Lam 

Fr.Aug.5 John S.questions about Liber OZ & L.Frank Baum's book, the connections etc. He brought me a copy.

Sat.Aug.6

Tue.Aug.9 This is considered by some to be generally a bad day all around, astrologically
speaking. Finished reading L.Frank Baum's The Wizard of OZ. The cowardly lion made me laugh!

Thur.Aug.11 Lam & I to Paris for a few days.

Fri.Aug.12 6.05am Strange dream, two Lions, Re: Strength Card LEO; East & West?  HB & his evil twin brother lion, the Anti-HB (opposite) or BH. (?)  What does it mean?  2.10pm Possibly reading Wizard of OZ had an effect ... the Wicked Witch of the West, the cowardly lion & poppies (of which I supplied before I slept); a Vision? 4.18pm H/5 + B/2 = 7 Zain Lovers? Are HB & BH Lovers? 6.05pm 44 - Gou Phallus of Air "Here's Fish-but ask not fishy folk to dine." Of course, it's a breeze to figure out, so obvious! Abrahadabra (418) is BHHB, HH = HAD, 2 B's = Beth/ Magicians ... RA = Sun,Leo A Key to the Formula, A(B) ra (HAD) = BH/ (HAD) A (B)RA = HB, BHHB = 14 Temperance/ART, the Alchemical process to merge BH & HB together as one, i.e. Liber AL I:47 'unite by thine art so that all disappears.' Conclusion: if ONE Lion growls in the woods will anyone hear it? & how many lions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tues.Aug.16 Anniversary of my marriage to Maria.
                                      
Mon.Aug.21

Tues. Aug.22 Back in town after trip. 6.45 Chess with Louis.

Wed. Aug.23 Sze-7. Chit from Clamado, wants Lam's address. 3.10 Chess at Fitzwilly's. Saw Louis & JS. Chit from McM Re; recently charted Gnomon Temple (ie Pillar) No.8 in Oakland. It'll probably outlast the rest right into the nineties! 

Thur.Aug.24 YU-16. Gave Gerald Gardner VIIth. He can initiate to Minerval and speaking of such: how many of them little buggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

Sat.Aug.27 Pi-8.


SEPTEMBER


Thur.1. Ta Yu-14. Cashed cheques from America bounced. Louis for a snack. Chit from Grant. He figured out 'truth' (?) & Sirius! Gasp, gag, puke ... what an dingleberry. 7.45 Chess.

Fri.2 12.00 Chit from Anita, she's still looking for Henry.

Sat.3 Shang-46. Sick all day, stayed in bed, cold.

Sun.4 Wu wu-71. Still not feeling well, but felt better with chits from Germer. Another check to cover the last.

Tue.6 sick ...

Wed.7 Khwei-38. Kan 52. Kau-44. Hike on 12. Still feverish.

Thur.8 Saw Boug, looking good. Told me about Lam. He had another accident, drunk, he hit a Plutarian ship while he was backing up. Lots of damage, needs a neck brace. Lost license.

Sat.10 Sun-57. Women are like a fish out of water and the beauty is, a daffodil is a flower. Shith Ho-21. 4.30 Chess. I think I'm still feverish.

Tue.13 Chit from Gerald, Clamado apparently 'juiced', chits also from Ted, Carol & Alice. Doctor McKarron quit, looked in phone directory for new physician ... Dr.Thomson? Ku-18. ok ... Supper with Williamson.

Sat.17. Dr.Thomson, renewed prescription with H, he's not happy. 3.30 saw Gerald. Chit from Barbara. 7.10 chess.

Sun.18 10.45pm really strange dream, woke up in cold sweat: I'm at Montauk with Lam in some underground building, there are dozens of bald-headed naked woman in rocking chairs each holding a radiation neutralizer, opening a time portal for me to walk through so I can fish for great white sharks just off the coast. Everyone is laughing including Clamado, who was there (?) So was Mickey Mouse. What does it mean?  khewi-38. of course, makes perfect sense. I had fish for supper.

Tue.20 Tui-58. Chit from Jimmerson re:spiral & Liber LI, is ZRO the essence of spiral? Are our phallic shaped red hats the mountains whereby the Atlanteans mined their ZRO? & is a Popper something you take to get high? All good questions. Khewi-38 (?) Chit from John Billings, Symonds & Mrs.Mabel Fulton regarding Alexandria's future. They're moving to Massachusetts. 

Wed.21. sick all day. Dr.Thomson the pill-peddling charlatan stopped by. I wonder what Taphthartharath is doing right now? HSU-5 Lingam of course, makes perfect sense. 
Fri.23 Shih Ho Ho Ho-21. Lunch at Morton's. 2.00 Chess. Louis over for a visit. 1 1/2 hours. More Chess. 

Sat.24 Asthma

Sun.25 Li-30. Thought up a new curry dish for Lam when he gets better. Spicy hot curry, lots of sardines (Lam's favorite), peanut butter sauce topped with oregano, sage & a pinch of salt. Yum yum. 

Tues.27 Kathleen for lunch, was lunch. IXth Degree, Elixir was good but salty. 12.00 Chess. Louis & John S stopped by. 2 1/2 hours. John wanted 'Man has the right to refuse to do the dishes!' added to Liber OZ. I told him I'd think on it.

Fri.30.


OCTOBER


Sat.Oct.1 Lunch at Cafe Royal with David S. from southern California. Also Chit from John & Michael Taylor. Talked about OTO history, Ruess, Kelner etc, David couldn't believe the OTO was founded by Charter from Gnomons in late 1890s, in Malta, not Germany (which I informed him was a blind). The truth behind the mysteries of Pletho Pappus discussed. David is a true Gnome! 4.30 Chess. Louis stopped by 2 1/2 hours drinking & talking.

Mon.Oct.3. Chit from America from Mrs.King 'Our' (?) son was born on Sept.21st, she named him Stephen. Her husband believes it's his. Thanks me for wonderful european vacation last year. Who is this woman? 

Tues.Oct.4  Chit from Louis, & Parsons. 12.00 Chess. Chartered D.S. to operate Gnomon Temple No.9 out of Riverside.

Wed.Oct.5

Thur.Oct.6

Fri.Oct.7.Thun-33. 7.00 Lam here, with Boug & Toy Toy. He looks like shit, black eyes and bruised ribs but we all put on our disguises and went to lunch at the Cafe Royal. Discussed future plans for trip to M___. Can't wait. 4.30pm Chess: Lam wins every game, cheats as usual. Toy Toy picked up some young, eighteen year old blond hussy and disappeared into the night.

Sat.Oct.8 Lam discussed further regarding trip & expectations. His name (Lam) adds to 71 (L30/A1/M40), same as 'vagina'. (?) We discussed magick & Lam decided that he wants to join the 'AA' - I agree, sobriety will do him good.

Sun.Oct.9 Asthma bad all day. Had a bad night but a shade better. Dr.Thomson stopped by ... & letter from Saturnus. Drinks with John S. 2 1/2 hours. A little chess but I'm not into it today, still not feeling well.

Mon.Oct.10  Chit from Barbara, here Friday.

Tues.Oct.11 Kwang-34. Began writing Liber 273 entitled Montauk Doors and The Sacred Fishing Trips of The Unified Field Theory.

Wed.Oct.12 Birthday, turned 72. Lam brought lots of friends, partied till wee hours. Landlady complained, said over twenty people in my small room is too many. I laughed when the Uranian named Igwig danced naked down the hall with lampshade on his head, shaking his butt left to right, to 'Viva La France'. Somebody screamed, don't know who ... room trashed. So much for Lam's sobriety!

Thurs.Oct.13 hung over.

Fri.Oct.14 Mr Charlie Kwang-34 Chinese Laundry slip. ? Barbara here.

Sat.Oct.15  59-Huan 'Dissipation; in the world of fools ...' Had a visit by someone claiming to be another alien, a Spicaian no less. He wants recognition for his magical genius and so he wants to be tested. "Success is thy proof" I say!  But his answers were a joke, he didn't even know the name of one Tarot card, missed all 22 - a Spicaian sinus problem no doubt!

Sun.Oct.16 Shih Ho-21 Montague Summers for lunch. Long interesting talk about
vampires. Chit from McM. Pillar No.8 doing fine.

Mon.Oct.17

Tues.Oct.18 Clifford Bax, Frieda Harris & JS for lunch. 4.30 chess, late dinner. Not feeling well, sent for Dr.Thomson.

Fri.Oct.21 Slept till 11.00. Lunch with Jane. Chit from John S. and McM. Also another chit from the Spicaian whiz-kid. It turns out he's actually of Earth and only claiming to be "Another Alien." Although he'd prefer to be simply called 'AA' - which of course is a total joke!  To impress me further, he claims to know Babalon 'personally' and says he spends time with her in the 7th Aethyr, chatting!!! In fact, he's been instructed by Babalon to tell me that I should contact her and she'll verify that he's "Another Alien" ... no need, I thought, I'm already convinced you're a space cadet!!!  No feet planted on the ground as far as I can see!  Gasp, another magical loon - must I always be plagued by the insane?  5.30 Dinner at Cafe Royal. Chess. John S. later.

Sun.Oct.23 Wu Wang-25

Mon.Oct.24 Completed Liber 273.

Tues.Oct.25 Little Wu Wang-25 1/4 & his sister Wittle Wang-25 3/4 and the whole family of Wangs obtwained and then hung out awound my wang to dry becwause it twas wet. (?) I might be feverish again. 5.30pm Chit from Joan.
         
Fri.Oct.28 sick. Chit from Grant Re:Sirius ... gasp!

Sat.Oct.29 Gardner here all day. We went over 'witchcraft papers' to do rewrites. With a chuckle I slipped in Gnostic Mass & Liber AL quotes. 4.00 chess. Dinner late. Chit from Dion Fortune.

Sun.Oct.30

Mon.Oct.31 6.30pm 15, 21 hike & he fumbles!


NOVEMBER


Tues.Nov.1 Size-7 Yes, makes sense. Chits from McM. 12.00 Lam called, bloody hung over again!!! Will not be here saturday, damn! 2.00 Chess. Storm, thunder & heat. Bad night.

Wed.Nov.2  Kieh-60 Cable from Saturnus.

Thur.Nov.3 Wigwo-66 Thinking about Mars, & the stone monument which Lam's friends carved using my face as it's model - can't wait to see it. Lam says it's great, huge!  Really lifelike. 12.00 Klunk-24 ?  Chit from Bax.  4.00 Gerald here, gave him my 'special' trunk with six bloody ties. Wrote Germer, McM & Jane.

Fri.Nov.4.

Sat.Nov.5 Fu-24 Sent Grady & Shannon letter. Enclosed Liber LI annotated/Of The High House etc-to Gnostic Mass V. Collects 'which are Eleven (i.e.Electoral College) & Fifth degree. & other, ref.to De Nuptiss Secretis to Liber XV Of the Mystic Marriage & Consummation of the Elements 'Chptr.8', & Gnomon Temple No.8/to LI. Explained Zro/Red Gnomon hat & Red Inverted Triangle of Life II. Grady is quite well prepared to carry on as a Gnomon. Explained, Popper is all wrong. 2.00pm Chit from Dion & JS. 4.30 Mrs.Oflander re:IXth, Red head, tall Irish woman, met her yesterday - she's the butcher's wife. End result: flavour a bit 'strong', otherwise success. Free porkchops!!!

Sun.Nov.6 sick. Bad storm. Lam here - briefly, left early before he got snowed in, his de-icer isn't working on the ship. I'm a little worried, Montauk is also snowed in & I wonder about the III:38 'Secret Door'. Hope we can make it to M., Lam says 'no problem'. 4.45pm sick ... called Dr.Thomson for H., Frieda here.

Mon.Nov.7

Tues.Nov.8 Sui-17 Really cold, bad storm. Air in Virgo, Aquarius Rising with ketchup in the refrigerator, cheese earthed out and mouldy. (can not figure out what I meant?) silly expt ... 4.30 chit from Joan. Still cold. Chess. Won brilliant game.

Wed.Nov.9 feverish ...

Fri.Nov.11  Astrologically, I predict that there will be a cure for the cancer someday, but until then: quite unexpectedly a scorpio born on this date, became close to his heart!     

Sat.Nov.12 Yi-42 ok, makes sense.

Sun.Nov.13 M/40,O/70,N/50,T/9,A/1,U/6,K/20=178 same value as 'The (19) Escape
(159)' III:38. 3.00 sent Germer Liber 273. Chit from Grady, Jane. Quiet day.

Tues.Nov.15 Kweiii-54

Mon.Nov.21 Chit from John re:Liber OZ requesting 'Man has the right to refuse to take out the garbage' added, I think he misses the point.

Tues.Nov.22 Sunny day, warm.

Sat.Nov.26

Mon.Nov.28

Tues.Nov.29  Packed, suitcase under bed. Chit from Frieda. Will be here tomorrow.

Wed.Nov.30  Lam here for final plans, everything ready for trip. Dr.Thomson also here, cut off H. Vowed that Taphthartharath will take care of him. His mouth fell open, eyes bulged & he was not impressed. Frieda upset, said I should not be so rude to people -I told her 'I am perplexed' by her comment! Thank the gods I won't see her again before my 'demise'. 7.30pm Chit from Gerald about witchcraft. Chit from Bax. Chess with Lam.


DECEMBER


Thur.Dec.1 Died 

Fri.Dec.2 ... off to Montauk, regret I'll miss Keith's birthday of the 13th.

Sat.Dec.3

Sun.Dec.4

(This is the end of the diary)


Love is the law, love under will.






ENDNOTES

         1. The man whom AC & Lam spot flying the small plane over Mt.Rainer is Kenneth Arnold who obviously years later 'changed' the story. He now claims he said "looks like saucers skipping over the surface of water, flying saucers" and not 'bedpans' ... this is how the term UFO was created, although it should correctly be termed UFB as Crowley's diaries show. Luckily these diaries survive  to correct this error.

         2. Crowley is referring to Theodore Von Karman who also worked with Parsons at JPL. According to Karman's own biography 'The Wing and Beyond' he & Jack Parsons were both on the USS Charger in 1943 during the original Philadelphia Project.



     (c) Cornelius 2003ev




Note: Originally published as Pangenetor Parody No. 2
PANGENETOR LODGE PUBLICATIONS
November 16th, 1994EV Anno IV ii, also published
in RED FLAME No.6 The Foolish Issue (1999).




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