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~ A Serious Qabalistic Study of 666 ~

"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding

count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man;

and his number is Six Hundred threescore and six." Revelations 13:18

Do what thou wiltshall be the whole of the Law. - AL I:40

666 - The Number of the Beast.

660 - Approximate number of The Beast .

668 - Neighbor of The Beast.

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast.

666 * SQR(-1) - Imaginary number of The Beast.

666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast.

1010011010 - Binary number of The Beast.

1-666 - Area code of The Beast.

00666 - Zip code of The Beast.

7:06 - The correct time of The Beast..

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$665.95 - Retail price of The Beast.

$699.25 - Price of The Beast plus 5% state sales tax.

$769.95 - Price of The Beast with all accessories and replacement soul.

$646.66 - Next week's WalMart price of The Beast.

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of The Beast.

Route 666 - Way of The Beast (Highway to Hell).

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast.

666k - Retirement plan of The Beast.

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of The Beast.

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,

$666 minimum deposit.

/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator.

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of The Beast.

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of The Beast.

i66686 - CPU of The Beast.

666i - BMW of The Beast.

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of The Beast.

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of The Beast.

2/3=0.66666 The Fraction of the Beast.

and finally,

6, uh... what was that number again? - The number of The Blonde Beast.

Love is the law, love under will. - AL I:57