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The following was posted on my blog:

Wednesday October 22nd 2008 – 4:18pm Constantine the Great carried into battle the Holy Lance, the Sacred Spear of the Roman centurion Gaius Cassius Linginus, which pierced the side of Christ (John 10: 34-37); Napoleon sought the spear, Hitler held it as a symbolic implement of power ... now, we piss on them all, the Christian Aeon is dead and despite numerous (supposed) attempts where the Virgin Mary appears in windows, walls and reflections to guide the foolish, I scream "Let Mary inviolate be torn upon wheels: for her sake let all chaste women be utterly despised among you!" (AL III: 55) She has given way and is now all but dust because our savior, our Prophet, Aleister Edward Crowley, the Great Beast 666, has given us a symbolic implement of power! It miraculously appeared burned into two pieces of toast in a double-slice toaster [see blog entry Oct.2nd 2008 5:15pm for details] ... and is this NOT (Nuit) a TRUE miracle? I believe, and I am proud to tell all local members that one of the Sacred Relics now resides at my apartment. Nay, verily, the toast is Divine! When I held it, I fell to my knees, cried, I knew by the 'smell' that I was in the presence of Greatness.

I am a changed man. ...


Those wishing to 'smell' the
toast can come to AO583's
apartment Friday Night and
for $1.00 donation they are
entitled a 'sniff' of the
Holy Toast.







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It was announced that those wishing to 'smell' the Holy Toast can come to AO583's apartment on Friday night October 24th and for $1.00 donation they would be entitled a 'sniff' of the Holy Toast. ... and like lemmings, they came. If you want to learn more about this Sacred Gathering, click HERE ... and discover how the laughing god is the most dangerous god.


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